John, Justin, and maybe Kailin (if she wanted) would each have one of these:



Of course, if I had the money, I would have one of these!

"Official reproduction of Luke Skywalker's lightsaber from Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back.

Enhanced glowing blue blade with realistic power-up and power-down light effects...

Features five motion sensor controlled sound effects digitally recorded from the movie...

Durable metal hilt looks and feels like a real lightsaber."

(I know, John, you'd prefer the Anakin or Vader version... wouldn't you!)

Sadly they aren't the real thing, especially since the real ones have so many cool uses:

Using Your Lightsaber Around the Home


Hedge Trimming

Handy indeed!